Singin' in the Rain (1952)
Debbie Reynolds: Kathy Selden
Kathy Selden : Now look, Miss Lamont, Don and I...
Lina Lamont : Don? Don't you *dare* call him Don! I was calling him Don before you were born! I mean... You-you were kissing him!
Don Lockwood : *I* was kissing *her*! I happen to be in love with her.
Lina Lamont : That's ridiculous. Everybody knows you're in love with me.
Kathy : [picks up a cake] Here's one thing I learned from the movies!
[Throws it at Don but hits Lina]
Don Lockwood : What's your lofty mission in life that lets you sneer at my humble profession?
Kathy Selden : I'm an actress...
Don Lockwood : Oh...
Kathy : ...on the stage.
Don Lockwood : Oh, on the stage, well I'd like to see you act, what are you in right now? I could brush up on my English, or bring along an interpreter, that is if they'd let in a *movie* actor.
Kathy Selden : I'm not in a play right now, but I will be. I'm going to New York...
Don Lockwood : Oh, you're going to New York and then some day we'll all hear of you, won't we? Kathy Selden as Juliet, as Lady Macbeth, as King Lear. You'll have to wear a beard for that one of course.
Kathy Selden : Laugh all you want, but at least the stage is a dignified profession.
Don Lockwood : [scoffing] Dignified profession.
Kathy : What do you have to be so conceited about? You're nothing but a shadow on film... just a shadow. You're not flesh and blood.
Don Lockwood : Oh, no?
[moves amorously towards her]
Kathy : Stop!
Don Lockwood : What can I do to you, I'm only a shadow.
Kathy : Are you sure it's all right? Being seen with me?
Don Lockwood : You mean lofty star with humble player?
Kathy : Not exactly, but for lunch don't you usually tear a pheasant with Miss Lamont?
Don Lockwood : Kathy, all the stories about Lina and me are sheer publicity.
Kathy : Oh? It certainly seems more than that. From all those columns in the newspapers and articles in the fan magazines...
Don Lockwood : You read the fan magazines?
Kathy : I pick them up at the beauty parlor or the dentist's office, just like anybody.
Don Lockwood : Really?
Kathy : Well... I buy four or five a month.
Don Lockwood : Four or five...
Kathy : But anyway, to get back to the point, you and Miss Lamont do achieve a certain intimacy in all your pictures...
Don Lockwood : Did you say *all* our pictures?
Kathy : I guess if I think about it I've seen eight or nine of them.
Don Lockwood : You know I remember someone saying, "If you've seen one you've seen 'em all".
Kathy : I said some awful things that night, didn't I?
Don Lockwood : No. I deserved them. But I must admit I was hurt by them. So hurt in fact that I haven't been able to think about anything but you ever since.
Don Lockwood : I'm no actor. I never was. Just a bunch of dumb show. I know that now.
Cosmo Brown : Well, at least you're taking it lying down.
Don Lockwood : No. No kidding, Cosmo. Did you ever see anything as ridiculous as me on that screen tonight?
Kathy : Yeah, how about Lina?
Don Lockwood : All right. I ran her a close second. Maybe it was a photo finish. I'm through, fellas.
Kathy : Don, you're not through!
Cosmo Brown : Why of course not. Why, with your looks and figure, you could drive an ice wagon or shine shoes!
Kathy : Block hats!
Cosmo Brown : Sell pencils!
Kathy : Dig ditches!
Cosmo Brown : Or worse still, go back to vaudeville.
Kathy : You keep away from me! Just because you're a big movie star, wild parties, swimming pools, you expect every girl to fall in a dead faint at your feet. Well, don't you touch me!
Don Lockwood : [chanting] Fear not, sweet lady! I will not molest you. I am but a humble jester, and you? You are to far above me!
[he gets out of the car and closes the door on his coat tails]
Don Lockwood : Farewell, Ethel Barrymore! I must tear myself from your side!
[Don tears his coat. Kathy guffaws as Don walks away]
Don Lockwood : Which of my pictures have you seen?
Kathy : I don't remember. I saw one once.
Don Lockwood : You saw one once?
Kathy : Yes, I think you were dueling and there was a girl - Lina Lamont. But I don't go to the movies much. If you've seen one you've seen them all.
Don Lockwood : Thank you.
Kathy : Oh, no offense. Movies are entertaining enough for the masses but the personalities on the screen just don't impress me. I mean they don't talk, they don't act, the just make a lot of dumb show. Well, you know
Kathy : like that.
Don Lockwood : You mean like what I do?
Kathy : Well, yes!
Don Lockwood : I do hope you're going to favor us with something special tonight.
Kathy Selden : Please!
Don Lockwood : Say, Hamlet's soliloquy, or the balcony scene from "Romeo and Juliet."
Kathy Selden : Mr. Lockwood!
Don Lockwood : Don't be shy. You'd make about the prettiest Juliet I've ever seen. Really.
Kathy Selden : [sings cheerfully] Here we are! Sunset and Camden!